The world is currently gripped in rugby world cup fever, this has meant much shouting at an unresponsive television and a few too many glasses of wine. Now England is out it all seems a bit silly.
So to compensate for this Henley rowing club masters have been training hard for the Phyllis court time trials. These happen every year on our stretch of the river and it is a chance for us to show off again. Two masters crews entered (we feel very strongly that it is important for other people to have a go at winning some prizes) and then the crew and groupies not competing were instructed to be on the bank waving flags.
It is a very short course (from Upper Thames to Phyllis Court) and as such requires minimum effort to complete. We are no novices to this race, we have completed it many times, usually getting to the finish in one piece. Indeed, it is rumored that two members of the crew once had a ‘domestic’ in a boat as to where the finish line was, which became the local gossip of Phyllis court for months to follow.
The usual cox had been replaced by another more attractive model for this race (we do take appearances very seriously) and so was able to act as photographer for the morning. This is a task that was undertaken seriously, and as such she and a couple of others started the day at Patisserie Valerie in the market place to ensure that they were well prepared for the rigors of the day ahead. Incidentally, Patisserie Valerie do a superb breakfast. It was perhaps unfortunate that Henley half marathon was also on the same day, this meant that once we were on position on the tow path these slightly sweaty people kept running past, blocking the view to the river. We cheered on the first few (these were the race leaders) and then after a while got bored and so were left commenting on how serious they looked, and why was it that despite running a half marathon many of the women looked highly glamorous? This was in direct contrast to all of the men who did not come close.
Amidst all of this, there were rowers racing about on the river. Being the experts that we now are, a lot of time was spent criticising the technique of the sculling and offering handy tips. After another swarm of runners had passed we spotted the ladies crew powering down and we cheered them on as best we could from the wrong side.
Happy in the knowledge that the men would soon be following the spectators admired the ducks, made polite noises to the runners and commented on how frightful it was that there was no champagne on this side of the river. After half an hour we gave up and went into Henley to find coffee and cake, hoping that we had been too late to see the boys rowing. Sadly they had spent so long doing their hair and makeup they didn’t race for another hour, by which time the photographer had gone home.